Seen on a bumper sticker: Next time you think you’re perfect…try walking on water.
“I don’t question YOUR existence.” --God
America needs a Faith Lift.
Witches parking only. All others will be toad.
Need a Haircut
A pastor, known for his lengthy sermons, noticed a man get up and leave during the middle of his message. The man returned just before the conclusion of the service. Afterward the pastor asked the man where he had gone. “I went to get a haircut," was the reply. "But," said the pastor, "why didn't you do that before the service started?" "Because," the gentleman said, "I didn't need one then."
How Many Does It Take?
Q. How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Seven. One to change the light bulb, one to say the opening prayer, one to say the closing prayer, and four to bring green Jell-o salads and red punch.
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