From LHT who thinks that the writer was very cleaver.‏

RECALL NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.

This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality, " or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.

The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) and the Book of Mormon (Best of Manuals) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!


- GOD

P.S. You may contact the Father any time by "Knee mail."

(Because He is eternal, always on the line and is willing to listen and to help at any time. However, please remember, that sometimes He says, "No!" or "It is not good for you right now. Work a little harder.")

Melanie's New Address

Myrna wrote: Melanie, I have your Valentine's Day cards ready to mail but I don't have an address to send them to.

Love you! Mom


Melanie wrote: I had great plans of getting my change of address cards mailed by last week. There were so many little things that happened while I was trying to unpack the 400 + boxes that we had moved from Milford. (The packers sometimes only packed five things in a four foot box...I think they were paid by box.) Sorry.

Our new address and phone number are:
3217 Hawthorne Court
Flower Mound, TX 75022
Home #: 972-539-1562

(You need to make sure you write "Court" as there is a Hawthorne Drive on the other side of town).

Thanks Mom!

Melanie


Myrna wrote: Thanks, Honey. Dad said you are right, they probably did get paid by box. ;)

If you like, we could just forward this email to your siblings and that would save you some time. I won't do it unless you say its O.K.


Myrna wrote: I don't mind you sending it. I will send out the follow up cards sometime next week. We are still looking for the office printer...don't know where the packers packed it. I am almost done with the boxes, but there are some tubs of the children's school work and their "treasures" that were in the attic that they might have stuffed the printer in.

Mel

Melanie is in Young Women Again

Melanie wrote: I was sad that the class Gordon told us about was on while I was at Young Women last night.

 I was put in to the Young Women Presidency after one day of being in Texas. I think the whole Presidency was astounded. They don't know me, I don't know them, the young women don't know me...it has been a little interesting.

 Love you.
Mel

Myrna wrote: I told you that you had some sort of printing on your forehead that could be seen only by bishops. It must take a bishop's vision (or your parents, we can see it too) to see the special wording. It says: "Righteous woman, good with people, loves the Lord." Dad said to remind you that the righteous should have a "mark upon their foreheads."

Articles About Book of Mormon

Myrna wrote: I would encourage you to read the series of articles: "Digging into the Book of Mormon: Part 1, 2 and 3."
They were written by John L. Sorenson.

Sorenson can also be found on the following site:"Mormon Scholars Testify." http://mormonscholarstestify.org/114/john-l-sorenson and at maxwellinstitute.byu.edu/publications/books/?bookid=72‎

Melanie wrote: I have read these and thought this was very interesting. Thanks Mom.
Mel

John L. Sorenson was born in 1924 in Smithfield, Utah, where he grew up. After attending Utah State Agricultural College (now Utah State University), he enlisted in the Army Air Corps, where he was trained (at the California Institute of Technology) as a meteorologist and served in the South Atlantic theater ofoperations. Dr. Sorenson originated the anthropology program at BYU in 1958. From 1964 to 1969, he was head of social sciences at General Research Corporation, doing research as an applied anthropologist. Returning to Provo, he founded Bonneville Research Corporation, a subsidiary of General Research, and then, in 1971, rejoined the BYU faculty as a professor of anthropology. Altogether, he headed the anthropology program at BYU for 14 years, retiring in 1986 after suffering a heart attack.