I read these in this months Reader's Digest. If you have read it, then don't read further. They just seemed too funny to not pass on.
My sister Darlene has the courage--but not always the skills--to tackle any home repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower that she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my other sister, Jesse, and I found Darlene attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver. "I can't get this thing to cooperate," she explained. "Why don't you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawnmower?" Jesse suggested.
Doug was leaving church after Christmas services when Father McCarthy took him aside. "Douglas, my son," he said, "it's time you joined the Army of the Lord. We need to see you every Sunday." "I'm already in the army of the Lord Father," Doug replied. "Then why do we only see you on Christmas and Easter?" Doug looked to the left, and then leaned over to whisper in Father McCarthy's ear. "I'm in the Secret Service."
