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Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Jokes of the Month:

Two young scouts were camping out in the forest one night. But the mosquitoes were so fierce that the boys had to hide under their blankets to keep from getting bitten. Then one of the boys saw some lightning bugs. “We may as well give up,” he told his friend. “Now they are coming at us with flashlights.”

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During a terrible winter storm, all the highway signs were covered with snow. The following spring, the state decided to raise all the signs twelve inches at a cost of six million dollars. “That’s an outrageous price!” said a local farmer, “but I guess we’re lucky the state handled it instead of the federal government.” “Why’s that?” “Because knowing the federal government, they would’ve decided to lower the highways.”

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The photographer for a national magazine was assigned to get photos of an enormous forest fire. Smoke at the scene was too thick to get any good shots, so he frantically called his home office to hire a plane. "It will be waiting for you at the airport!" he was assured by his editor. As soon as he got to the small, rural airport, sure enough, a plane was warming up near the runway. He jumped in with his equipment and yelled, "Let's go! Let's go!" The pilot swung the plane into the wind and soon they were in the air. "Fly over the north side of the fire," said the photographer, "and make three or four low level passes." "Why?" asked the pilot. "Because I'm going to take pictures! I'm a photographer, and photographers take pictures!" said the photographer with great exasperation and impatience. After a long pause the pilot said, "You mean you're not the instructor?"

Manti Temple Rhubarb Custard Pie


They serve the following at the temple cafeteria all of the time during the summer. However, when I got the recipe from Nellie (Cafeteria Manager), it was for 50 people. It called for 8 lbs rhubarb; 30 eggs, beaten; 5 c sugar; 1 c flour, etc. I hope my math is close. Nellie said that, while the recipe makes a great pie like the ones she had in France as a girl, at the temple they pour it into a baking dish (the adapted recipe would go into a 13”X9” pan. They serve it as a scoopful in a custard dish and topped with whipped cream.) This may be the only rhubarb recipe I really like.

Ingredients:
Fruit:
2 1/2 c. rhubarb, diced (3/8" pieces)
Custard:
6 eggs (US large)
1 1/4 c. sugar
1/2 tsp salt
1/4 c flour
(The cookbook recipe I have calls for 1 2/3 c milk in addition to the other ingredients..)
Procedure:
(If you use to make a pie, preheat oven to 375 F. Prepare your favorite pie crust in sufficient quantity for a 9-inch, one crust pie. Put the pastry in a 9" pie pan and bake for 10 minutes, then remove from the oven. This helps assure a fully baked crust under all of the liquid.) Reduce oven to 325 F. While crust is baking, prepare fruit. Wash and dice rhubarb. Prepare custard: In a large bowl, beat eggs together. Mix dry ingredients separately. Add eggs. Mix well. Put fruit in (partially) pre-baked pie shell. Spread evenly. Pour custard over fruit. There should be enough custard that the fruit floats, but not so little fruit that pieces of fruit will float apart. Bake an hour (or more), until custard is set. Serve cool. Refrigerate for storage (This is eggs, after all.)

The Old Folks At Home

It has been another busy month for us. We have rushed about from here to there. No, we have not finished the sprinkling system yet. Who knows, it may be the job that never ends. (She sings: “This is the job that never ends, it just goes on and on, my friend. Some people started doing it not knowing what it was and they’ll continue doing it forever, just because . . .”

We traveled to Kirsten and Jared’s home for Ryan’s blessing. It was great to be there for that special occasion in their lives. Jared’s sister and family, his parents and one young (the baby of the family) brother, and his brother (who lives nearby) and his family were all there. Todd and family were also present. It was a great day filled with good food and visits with family.

We had a long trip home. One of the tunnels was closed and we had to go up the side of the mountain at the Continental Divide. That would have been fine but we followed a row of semitractor trailer units up the mountain (one hauling a manufactured home) at approximately 5 mph. That trip was 22 miles. We finally arrived at Cove Fort where we picked up Erin and Donovin for a rushed visit. When we took them back to Cove Fort to meet David and Barbara, Bree’s co-workers called to tell David that Bree had just been rushed to the hospital. I know what she felt like, somewhat, not entirely. I had a tubular pregnancy between Todd and Eric but was lucky that my tube didn’t split. (Thanks to Dr. Francis.)

Kirsten, Jared and family spent Saturday night and Sunday morning with us last week. They went with Kimberly and kids to Lagoon on Wednesday. Kirsten visited with AnnMarie and family on Thursday and Friday while Jared was in his dental conference. He said he learned a lot and was glad he and family had come. They got caught in that crunch of the new rules on what can be taken on board the airliner. They also got caught in the road repair nightmare between Nephi and the Point of the Mountain.

On Wednesday, Aug. 16, we celebrated Rachel’s one-year birthday with cake, ice cream and fun. We had enough kids, with the E. Trauntveins, Howards and Joneses to have quite a party. She enjoyed her cake, white with chocolate frosting, but her siblings only liked the frosting. Oh, well. She was the birthday girl!

We finished up the summer tending the family of AnnMarie and the family of Eric. Now everyone has started back to school and are in the swing of things again. 

I went to Provo to baby-sit Rachel, Matthew and A.J. AnnMarie won her jury trial although she will tell you she wasn’t at her best. She must have done something right, however, because the jury found the woman guilty.

I did get to watch Matthew play soccer. He was a defender and blocked the ball from going into the net so his team could take it back down the field for a goal. I was also scared out of my wits when A.J. came up missing from inside the house. He had decided to walk down to Seven Peaks on his own. It ended happily for me because we found him and unhappily for him because I swatted him on his bottom. (I have not learned better in all these years. I still swat when I get scared. I don’t believe in it, but I do it.)

Jim’s summer help has gone back to school and Dad has started pitching in again. Jim is working to make his warehouse ready so that he can extract honey there this next month. His uncle wants Jim to have his own place. A water well has been dug and electricity has been run to the wearhouse. Jim is going to haul his recreation trailer over and make it permanent. The state says that you must have electricity, power and toilets and a place to wash up before you can extract honey. The trailer will fill the requirement for toilet, shower and washbasin.

Shawn and Kimberly are still looking for a van to replace the one they had. It threw a rod as they were starting on their family trip to the scout family camp. More fun! They still went to the camp but have not decided whether to replace the van with a different one or to fix up the one they have by putting in a new motor.

Eric is working hard to get the truck and camper his father-in-law gave them fixed up for our Labor Day family outing.

As you can see, I have contributions this month from only Melanie, David and Todd’s families. The rest of you, I guess, decided that the end of summer was too hectic to take time to write. I hope we have better luck next month.

We are looking forward to our campout. It will be nice to have a few days together. I hope that all of you who are coming and the cousins will all enjoy the fun. (I also hope I will keep my foot out of my mouth for the entire occasion. I open my mouth and disengage my brain. I hope, one day before I die, that I will learn to say what I mean and not what I say that is not what I mean but sounds like it may be. Confused? Me too. Maybe I should just apologize in advance.)

Oh! Hi! Oh!

Well, we all made it back home and are in the swing of things. While the family was gone, we had a neighbor checking in on the cats and feeding them. One of the cats, Tiger, must not have liked her because we still have not seen him. Other than that, all is well. The garden is growing. We have tomatoes, cucumbers and squash. We have a couple of melons out there as well, but they are not growing very fast. I hit the biggest on with the weedwhacker, so it is no more.

Hailey would be able to crawl, if she wanted to. She gets into the position and then just rocks back and forth. When she gets bored with that, she goes back to sitting. She scoots around pretty good and cleans up all the little particles on the floor that the other three leave lying around. She really is quite the joy. Emily is going to go to a new dance and gymnastics location this year. It is only 10 miles from home and a straight shot down 62. They offer better facilities and better equipment, so we will see how that goes. She is starting 2nd grade and is excited to get back to school next week.

Tyler is playing soccer, his all-time favorite sport. He loves being on the field with the other kids. The age group for him is 9-11, so he is one of the youngest, but not the shortest. He is going into 3rd grade next week. He is a little upset that his best friend does not have the same teacher, so we'll keep our eye on that situation with him.

Michael is in the 8th grade. His school time was moved to 7:20 am this year. The district says they have to consolidate bus schedules because of budget constraints. Of course, when a child can ride a bus 6 blocks to school, I think there is some over-busing that happens. He is excited by the prospect of 8th grade, because that means that next year, he is in high school. He will get to go to DC with his 8th grade class this year. They spend a week there in March. That should be exciting.

Amy is back into the swing of running the house and keeping the RS women active with her enrichment committee. She had a fun activity at a member's home last night and over 30 sisters participated. That was the best turnout they have had.

I am going to do a little traveling in the next couple of months as well as being the scoutmaster. I will be in Seattle the week of September 10th and in Las Vegas the week of November 5th. Work is going well and busy as ever. The kids are looking forward to going to Melanie's for Thanksgiving this year. I don't know if Melanie is ready for that.

That's us. Have a great month and know that we love you. Remember, no matter how difficult your struggles may be, you can always find someone who is a little worse off than you and if you can find some time to help them, you will be blessed for that. Sometimes, all you have time to do is fast and pray and to share of your oblations with the poor and the needy.

The Fantastic Five

Well it is August again and we are definitely getting hotter down in St. George. We spend all our time working and when we are not working, at the pool.

Arbree is starting to feel her age and David makes fun of her on a daily basis that she is getting closer and closer to 30. I keep telling him 29, 29, 29 but he just smiles and nods his head. As all of you know this can be very infuriating. 

Grandma Barbara has been under the weather but seems to be doing better in the long run. She needs to go to the doctor. A little help here please. She is as stubborn as most of the Trauntveins. I keep telling her that I married into the right family. 

Erin starts school on the 12th and is already planning her wardrobe and is more excited about school shopping than about school. I think she is going to be a handful when she gets older. She is such a little girl already. Donovin I think is a little jealous and is feeling left out so
mom's going to have to plan some special things for him. Dad wants Erin to ride the bus. Both Grandma and Mom are not so sure about this. I think she might be a little to young yet. Any thoughts on this would be much appreciated. I cannot fathom a 6 year old riding the bus yet all by herself. I guess if someone is there to pick her up.

We have decided to put Donovin in either Pee Wee Football or Little league Baseball or Tee Ball. He has aggression that we have decided needs a positive outlook. We are also looking at karate or Judo, but I think we have to wait till he is fully potty trained. He is doing well when we remind him. If we don't I think he forgets.

So this is another month to look forward to and we are doing well. I have been doing ok with my sobriety. I have slipped a couple of times but I am trying. I am in intensive therapy group three times a week. A program that I found myself to help me cope with the daily stresses in my life. I have been going to three sessions a week for three hours a night and have focused on staying sober and happy. David has been very supportive and I thank the family for standing by me and doing all they can to be supportive in my recovery. I hope that you are all well and we love you and can't wait till the Labor Day camp out. We have both been planning on it and are very excited. It will be good to see everyone before this year is out.

Happy Wanderings.

Boston Baked Boltons

Okay, so the month of June was a quick one. It ended up with Howard, Melanie and Braden participating in a Pioneer Trek for three days and two nights. It was quite and interesting experience. Melanie and Howard were parents of nine children, aged fourteen to eighteen. There were six girls and three boys. The girls were amazing! We were very challenged by our boys. They were a constant drag on the handcart and the girls ended up pulling and pushing more than the three boys did. We had the allest and presumably, the heaviest of the handcarts, with the tallest and supposedly strongest young man (not so!). We took everything the Stake told us to take, and it was to our detriment. If we had been on the Plains, we would have pitched out a few of our items to be left to the Plains Marauders.

The first day it was hot and humid, but the sky was overcast with clouds, which was a blessing. There was a good breeze, which was also a blessing. We hiked six miles that day, which doesn’t seem like much, except when you are pushing/pulling a 1200-pound handcart. We had a few sandy, steep hills that required all our help and several times we stopped to help those in front and those behind us to get the carts up the hills. We learned that it doesn’t work to try and do things on your own. The cart behind crashed and split the frame. Luckily for us, someone had Duct Tape (no, not Pioneer style) and taped the cart together, which held for the rest of the trip.

The first night we corralled our handcarts in a very haphazard and unorganized fashion. Our boys wandered off several times and the girls set up their own camp in an organized and timely fashion. They also assisted with dinner and clean up. We then had a fireside and went to bed. About an hour after we turned in for the night, the heavens lighted up with the most amazing lightning storm that I have ever beheld in the out of doors. When I first woke up to the light display, I thought that someone was playing the “flashlight strobe-light” game that is so common on camp outs. It wasn’t that, there were lightning strikes every thirty to forty seconds (as timed on my watch). The interesting thing about camping in the East is that most of the time, there are large clearings, surrounded by trees and that is where we tend to set up the tents.

Howard and I were in one of our own tents and the girls in our family were in another of the Bolton family tents. We knew that we would be dry and relatively safe. Howard and I went back to sleep. A few hours later, we heard a “knocking” on our tent door that startled us out of sleep. It was Braden. He was soaked and so was his sleeping bag, which he had left behind in his tent. He had abandoned his pioneer family to come to his eternal family. Howard and I shared a sleeping bag over and under the top of Braden. An hour later, we heard his tent mates. The tent had collapsed. It was a torrential rainstorm and they were all wet. But instead of going back to sleep in other tents, the other boys proceeded to wake the entire camp at 5:00. I wasn’t happy. Howard reminded me of the shirt that he had purchased me: Sometimes I wake up happy, sometimes I let her sleep. I tried to change my attitude. The boys were so loud and so rude. It reminded me of the scripture that Satan wants others to be miserable, like unto himself. My attitude changed.

We got rolling after making breakfast, cleaning up and breaking camp. We then walked for another three miles. We came to a stop when we met Brigham Young and a member of the United States government (who is actually a General in the modern day Mormon Battalion, his great-great- grandfather had been in the original unit), who called out all our young men and a few leaders to serve in the Mormon Battalion. The young women then had to proceed for two miles on their own and push their handcarts, unaided by men, up a very steep hill. I relied on my Heavenly Father’s help and some very determined young women, to help us up that hill. We knew that we could do most anything, because we had been given the boys that didn’t do much. Still it was very hard work and I was glad that Howard could help out after that. The young men came back after a long march in the hot sandy dunes, we had our lunch, which consisted of a roll, water and a piece of battered fruit. Then we were rolling off again to our final destination. We walked another two miles and pulled into a better-organized camping system. We set up camp, and then participated in Pioneer games and lessons. That night we had a big dinner and fireside with Shane Jackman as our speaker. After Brother Jackman’s music, we divided back up into families and did an hour of square dancing. Then it was time for a much needed night of sleep. Braden again abandoned his family, as they didn’t have a tent for him and he slept with our family. I am not sure where the other five boys from that family slept. I think they just slept on the ground without cover.

On Saturday, the last day of the Trek, we had a great breakfast of old fashioned oatmeal, which most of our Pioneer family wouldn’t eat. It was a good thing we didn’t have to work very hard that day or I don’t know that they would have had the energy sufficient to carry it out. We broke camp and had a devotional. Then we had a wonderful Testimony meeting.

Where were Mikaela and Ben? My Second Counselor in the Young Women organization sent her husband and two daughters on the Trek, so she felt like she could handle my two children. They had a great time at Jennifer’s and made better friends with their children (who they were already friends with). They said that they were glad to be back as a family with us though. After that, we had a week together, we sent Braden off to National Youth Leader Training at the Boy Scout Camp, Squanto. He was chosen to go from our troop because he is the Senior Patrol Leader. He had a great time. He was worried at first when he got there and discovered that it was set up like Boot Camp. The leaders were all ex-Navy Seals. They knew what it was like to teach others how to behave. Braden learned that discipline doesn’t always have to cause conflict, which was a good thing. He also learned how to take orders and how to work with others. Overall, he ended up really enjoying his time there. When he was done with that, he left two days later for Utah and you all know the rest: he was there for a week, then went to Especially for Youth at BYU, stayed at AnnMarie’s, Grandma and Grandpa’s, and friends of Siovhan’s. He had a great
time and wanted to stay longer.

Ben went to Scout Camp the third week of July. He had two nights of thunderstorms, but at Squanto, they sleep in old army style tents with cement floors. He wasn’t too worried. The last night while doing Wilderness Survival, his lean-to that he had fashioned himself, leaked during an all night rainstorm and he ended up sleeping in a wet sleeping bag. He put his feet inside a plastic bag and then put a towel over the top of him. What resourcefulness. Needless to say, he was glad to come home and sleep in a solid house.

Mikaela has had several play dates, but more time with Mom than she realized that she would have. Most of her friends have been in Utah or on vacation or at Camp. She has had to do things with Mom that she didn’t know she would or could do. Her newest craft craze is Shrink Art, formerly called Shrinky Dinks. She loves to be social and looks forward to Achievement Night with a new found passion; much like us older girls look to Enrichment Night as a time to get away from those that we love so much.

Well, that is all for now. The Epistle of the Boltons is at an end for another month. Look to our next installment when we tell tales of our family trip to Montreal and Quebec, Quebec.

With love, Melanie and family

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