Joke of the Month

Exhausted after driving all night, a man decided to pull over to get some sleep. He had just settled back to snooze when there was a knock on the window. He opened his eyes to a jogger, who asked, “Excuse me, but do you have the time?” “It’s 8:10.” “Thanks,” he replied, running off. The man had just dozed off again when there was another knock. “What time is it?” asked a hiker. “8:25.” Fed up, the man put a sign in his window that read, “I DON”T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS!” Knock, knock! He was suddenly awakened again. Scowling, the man rolled down the window. “What?” he yelled at the Boy Scout standing there. “It’s 8:45.”