Myrna writes:
I can add to the made up part. What do you all think of the following? Notice they all have something to do with disappearing. That is because--guess?
"Shawn and Kimberly went on a trek and they are still dusty. In fact, they were last seen in a cloud of dust disappearing from view."
"Melanie and Howard have opened Hotel Bolton. The pair disappeared after learning, with joy, that the enterprise was so successful."
"Todd is still out riding his bike and Amy G. is herding kids about Utah and is flying from spot to spot so quickly that she has disappeared from view."
"Eric and Amy are trapped behind drywall in their basement. Though they cannot be seen, their feeble cries can be heard from behind the walls."
"AnnMarie and Brandon have started a cafe in their kitchen. They were caught up in a whirlwind of success and disappeared from view."
"Julie and Jim have gone with the bees (not the wind) and were last seen near a vat of honey."
"Kirsten has three feet. She grew the last one while touring in Boston visiting Melanie. She is so concerned that she has taken her family and disappeared."
"David and Bree moved out of state and, once they got to Missouri, they ended up being so busy and rushing about so much that they have melted in the humidity and disappeared."
You know, truth with a twist.
I'll bet I could come up with some good stuff--even better than this. (I do not lie--I just rewrite history.) Want to prevent all this baloney?
WRITE!!!!!
Love, M
Kirsten wrote: I actually think that was the most entertaining of all family newsletters yet! Be careful, mom, your great whit just may get you the monthly job (beats mine any day, in all seriousness)!!! All in favor? Kirsten
Kimberly wrote: Aye
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