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Monday, April 4, 2011

My New Address Should be Holiday Inn


Ann Olsen wrote: Great thinking!  Just one question:  Could I please share a room with you, Myrna?  There would never be a dull moment & we could live it up in our old age!   (I better start saving up!)

Love,  Ann

Ann wrote in response to a humorous little piece circulating on the internet that suggests, instead of going to a nursing home, folks should check into a Holiday Inn! With the average cost for a nursing home care costing $188.00 per day when they get old.

Reservations at the Holiday Inn, for a combined long term stay discount and senior discount, are $49.23 per night.  That leaves $138.77 a day for: Breakfast, lunch and dinner in any restaurant, or room service, laundry, gratuities and special TV movies.  Plus, they  provide a spa, swimming pool, a workout room, a lounge and washer-dryer, etc.   Most have free toothpaste and razors, and all have free shampoo and soap.  

After several paragraphs it ends:
So, when we reach that golden age,  
we'll face it with a grin.  
Just forward all our email  to:
The Holiday Inn.  


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