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Sunday, October 29, 2006

Halloween Jokes for Kids

Why are angry witches afraid to ride their brooms? They’re afraid of flying off the handle.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? No body.

What kind of mistakes do spooks make? Boo boos

What's the ratio of a pumpkin's circumference to its diameter? Pumpkin Pi.

What do you call a goblin who gets too close to a bonfire? A toasty ghosty.

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