Now We Are Being Funny!

Julie: For many years, Dad said he was going to bury you with your stacks of newspapers. Now that they are not around anymore, maybe we should bury everything else with you. Isn't that what the Egyptians did? Ha, Ha.


Shawn: The newspapers are gone? How is Mom going to keep warm? I guess I could loan her a sleeping bag. Now the pharaoh didn't even have a nice sleeping bag to travel with. What were they thinking back then? He was probably so cold that he was huddled up and shivering as he left the cold dark interior of the pyramid and walked off to the afterlife, and that is why he couldn't carry the food that they left him. What a waste.


Myrna: There isn't a grave big enough. It would take a pyramid.


Eric: I want the top soil from the grave of stuff for my garden and yard. E.