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Thursday, August 25, 2011

Laugh Out Loud (LOL)


VIRGINIA QUAKE~~BREAKING NEWS! The USGS has determined that the epicenter of the VA earthquake was in a graveyard just outside of DC. The cause appears to be all of our Founding Fathers rolling over in their graves."
Dear Cousin Myrna,
 
As your Washington, DC cousin, I did not lol at this one.  Sometimes I find your missives very interesting - especially the one you sent of the new guidance of the Church on immigration which I thought was really hopeful. 
 
But I was almost cut by glass shattering from a picture that fell of the wall of my office at the U.S. Department of Agriculture, as I was running to a safer place.  Walls cracked, churches and houses were damaged. A few pictures fell off shelves at my home, but I did not find anything seriously wrong here. I worked from home while they fixed our building, but that was not a problem with use of cell phones and computers.  No one was killed thank goodness.
 
I know sometimes it can be fun to target areas of the country and our Capitol City  (it is OUR capitol.)  But you don't really seem to me to the be the type of person to take such pleasure in the suffering of others. 
 
Hope all goes well with you and yours,
 
Your cousin, Caren Anne 

PRODUCT PLACEMENTS TARGETING KIDS


Advertising to kids has taken a major hit recently, with new standards and many companies simply shifting their ads away from kids. A recent Yale University study found that food marketers have done little more than shift their strategies.
When you sit down to watch a movie or TV show with your kids, did you happen to notice the cereal or soda the actors were eating or drinking?! Well yes you can believe your eyes, because the companies that previously pledged not to market “junk foods and drinks” to kids in the form of TV commercials have turned to product placement, according to the study. As subtle as the message might be, the influence is strong.
Yale researchers analyzed Nielsen data and found that 35,000 brand placements had appeared on prime-time television in 2008, and that kids see about 14 traditional ads for food and beverages each day on TV compared to one product placement. American Idol boasted the “most viewed brand” Coca-Cola where kids and adults saw five times as many product placements as they did traditional, paid TV commercials for Coca-Cola products.
Today about one-third of children in the US are overweight or obese. Drinking sugar-sweetened beverages and other processed snack foods puts kids at greater risk for obesity, long-term health problems like diabetes, and cardiovascular disease – and long term ingrained habits that are very difficult to change. Next on the agenda will surely be new rules on product placements as well... The study is set to run in the September issue of the American Journal of Preventive Medicine.
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Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Power Lines and Prayers

The power did not go out yesterday! That is why you are getting this email. I am a man of my word, so if there had been no power yesterday I would not be writing you all right now. Hahahaha. Anyway, the temple dedication sessions were absolutely fantastic! I was so excited, and so very tired, for each and every session. The power of the temple and the blessings that God gives up from it were felt very strongly by the very humble people here in this little city, and by the hard-working missionaries too.

In each session the speakers focused on the importance of the youth staying pure and ready to receive temple blessings, of families taking advantage of the locations of the temples throughout the world, the necessity of making out homes temples, and the powerful affect a temple has on the lives of the people and an entire nation when it is dedicated. I loved little things that the people said throughout the session. For instance, the wife of the 1st Counselor of the Temple Presidency said that she was grateful for her eternal boyfriend and she loves knowing that she is going to have all eternity to continue dating her eternal boyfriend. Cute. President Eyring gave an amazingly inspired talk, unannounced, before the last dedicatory prayer, but I don't even have words to explain how amazing it was. He asked those participating to imagine one person in their family. One person with the which you have a very strong connection. Now, imagine the love and the closeness that you feel for that person. Can you imagine feeling that forever, never having him/her leave you? What are we willing to do to receive such an amazing blessing? And he said to those who have already been sealed: do you remember those feelings? Are you staying true to those covenants you have made?

I did cry a little bit. I felt so much love, peace and tranquility during that time. I was also thinking about how much I love my family and how excited I am to start my own forever family when I get home. I realized that we do need to be ready to make whatever sacrifice necessary to take advantage of such truly miraculous blessings. It seems almost impossible that we could have such joy for eternity! I am willing to do anything to have that. I loved the cultural activity that they had on Saturday night. I love being able to feel the national pride, the unity and love that a whole people generate when they are together as one.

Satan was right behind us all week though here in the zone. We had problems up until Sunday night. My companion and I baptized two more families this week. Finally. One had escaped from me Saturday night during the activity (long story), but I got them Sunday night. SO CRAZY. We also had a lot of our recent converts come to church on both days. Oh....really cool thing. This family that my old comp, Elder Alston baptized, has two sons that hadn't gotten baptized due to their own decisions. One came to our District meeting on Tuesday morning and sat right behind me. He didn't say anything after I greeted him, he simply sat there. Then, he walked out. The Spirit practically yelled at me, "There is a man here who came to talk to you. I sent him here. Go talk to him. GO. NOW." I walked out as he was talking to his older sister, both of them standing by the exit. I talked to him for a moment, asked him some simple questions, and then finally asked, "Carlitos, do you want to get baptized?" He looked down at the floor, then up at me and said, "Well, yeah. That's why I came to talk to you, Elder Bolton". The Spirit was so strong it could have hit me in the face. I was overwhelmed. We performed the baptism, and was we were changing to go finish, his dad came! His dad gave me a hige hug and just said, "Thank you for answering my prayers." When we were singing the closing hymn I was all tears. I don't know why, but this particular baptism has made me so very proud. One of the most meaningful of my mission. My comp has the photos...I'll send them next week.

I also feel like I should just express my love for the Savior. He is my one true friend, my big brother who has saved me numerous times from tough and distressing situations. I am grateful that throught his powerful Atonement we can be forgiven for our sins, we can find strength for our weaknesses, we can find comfort for the illnesses, sorrows and troubles we experience in this life. I am also grateful that prayers are answered. I know that my prayers are heard and answered, it may not be in my timing or whatever, but the answers ALWAYS COME. They do. I promise. I love temples. I love my forever family. I love my friends. Yesh. 

Well, have a super duper week. Be better. Love harder. GO TO THE TEMPLE. Have fun. Read your scriptures. Say your prayers. DO FHE. Be good little boys and good little girls.

P.S. Only one day this week did I feel sick. Getting better. Slowly. Hahaha. ;)

Love,
Elder B

Monday, August 22, 2011

The Danish Language



The Danish language is
the mother tongue for 6 million people

The Danish language is a rare commodity. Famous Danes like our beloved story teller Hans Christian Andersen, famous playwright Ludvig Holberg or philosopher Søren Kierkegaard all spoke Danish.. albeit a Danish somewhat "old school", but for which people have loved them centuries later.


Growing up a Dane in the modern day and age - you are somewhat dependant upon being able to communicate in other languages such as English. After all only six million people have the Danish language as their native tongue. 


Danish language Hans Chr. Andersen and Soren Kierkegaard 
The Famous Danish writer Ludvig Holberg used the Danish language in his plays with an elegance and an excellence which made his plays cherished by Danes. 



Hans Christian Andersen was loved for his use of words and so was indeed Søren Kierkegaard. A genuine 24 carat philosopher searching for the truth expressed in poetic language.


Danish language people











Today certainly a more modern Danish is spoken everywhere .. 


"Dansk" - as we say in Denmark, has a subtle expression to it. It's not very extrovert like e.g. Italian or American.. unless of course you are at an important football match or the like. The Danish language can then in a very short time unfold a dynamic of surprising proportions.
I think learning Danish has become easier for foreigners after language schools have stopped trying to teach it as it's written instead of how it's actually spoken in everyday life. 


Danish is confusing for many a bit like French is... and then again not really. Anyway.. the Danish language is quite good for expressing poetry and humour. I even hear from German people that they find it cute comparison to their own language.. well even I can't disagree there.


Scandinavians generally understand each other. Norwegians and Danes share the same basic language. The pronunciation however is very different. Swedish differs the most from the two others since many words are of another origin. 

Pronunciation
So.. the toughest part of learning the Danish language lies in how it is pronounced. This is also the primary obstacle for understanding one another among the three largest Scandinavian countries Sweden, Norway and Denmark.


If I speak with a Swede I really have to to prick my ears even if he speaks slowly.. and I have actually lived in Sweden when I was a kid.

Unlike in Denmark, the Swedes and the Norwegians actually pronounce their languages the way they write them. As mentioned above Norwegian in its written form is almost identical to Danish - but sounds ever so different. All in all Danish is generally considered to be the most incomprehensible of the three languages.


Speaking of which..

Below is probably the most famous "tongue breaker" sentence that Danes ask foreigners to pronounce. A real Danish shibboleth. 

Try it out and .. good luck.



How would you say ..“Rødgrød med fløde”




When you have exhausted your tongue - check here how close you were

Danish language roedgroed 

As you can see on the picture.. "rødgrød med fløde" means fruit pudding with cream and is usually made from red and black berries.

Danish language roedgroed med floede
Here are some other examples that demonstrate the challenges of pronouncing the Danish language correctly. I will have audios of them shortly as well.“Freddy Fræk fra Faxe fangede i fælder 15 flotte friske fiskefrikadeller”
or..

"De hvide og de røde holder bedemøde på den fede måde"


.. say that 50 times ! 


Huhh?
Dialects in the Danish language are frequent and some are quite "severe". In fact I, as a Copenhagener, do not understand a word of what they say in certain northern parts of the country - just a few hundred kilometres away. Even within a small area like Denmark - dialects can be very heavy indeed


 

.. dialects are distinctly different even in a small country like Denmark


Although most Danes speak some sort of official Danish, perhaps with a mild dialect, in some areas they just speak like they always did .. and I wouldn't have a clue what they are saying. It's actually fun. 

One would not expect that they are so different. The website unfortunately is only in Danish.. but click on the various links below to hear. Each dialect corresponds with another area in Denmark. See map above



What can you always talk with Danes about?

• The weather
• Their traditions like Christmas and birthdays
• Our Queen
• Football.. (mostly men)
• Handball.. (mostly women)




Learn Danish
Wanna learn Danish online? There aren't many good online language courses available. However I'd like to mention one though Learn to speak Danish. This excellent resource is a very well made language course with lots of instant audio samples which is exactly what you need for beginning to speak the Danish language. 



There's even a long introductory try-out section to explore - for free, before deciding if you want to buy the full course.. which is actually a true bargain considering the quality. 



Danish to English translation
You need a good translator from English to Danish or vice versa? There are some good Danish to English - English to Danish online dictionaries available.


As a short introduction to Danish grammar, which is somewhat of a night mare for foreigners, this resource is very helpful. 


For a word to word translation this dictionary actually works

Hi, I'm Anders and I am the webmaster and owner of Welcome To My Copenhagen. Here you can read about why this website was created.

Danish Dessert or Red Porridge with Cream (Rødgrød med fløde)


Rødgrød med fløde (Red Porridge with Cream)

Rødgrød (Danish, Danish pronunciation: [ˈʁœðˀgʁœðˀ]), Rote Grütze (German), or Rode Grütt (Plattdeutsch) is a dish from Denmark and Germany.

Grød or Grütze was traditionally made of groat or grit, as revealed by the second component of the name in Danish, German or Plattdeutsch. Semolina and sago are still used in some family recipes; potato starch or corn starch is today the standard choice to achieve a creamy to pudding-like starch gelatinization. The traditional berry used was the red current. Today, the essential ingredients that justify the adjective are red summer berries such as redcurrant, blackcurrant, raspberries, strawberries, blackberries, bilberries, stoned black cherries and sometimes red plums. Rødgrød med fløde, red berry porridge with cream, is the hallmark dessert of Denmark. Use tart berries like red currants if you can find them; if using strawberries, reduce the amount of sugar so it isn't too sweet. Many recipes include rhubarb as well.

Rødgrød med fløde is also an excellent way to tease LDS missionaries, exchange students and any English-speaking visitor, as the phrase is notoriously difficult to pronounce.  In Denmark, rødgrød med fløde graces the table often. English speakers always approach it with anxious pleasure because they know they'll have to make a lame attempt at pronunciation and smile through the host’s laughs before they can even pick up a spoon.

The essential flavor can be achieved with redcurrant alone; a small amount of blackcurrant will add variety; sugar is used to intensify the flavour. The amounts of starch, sago, semolina differ with the solidity desired; 20 to 60 grams on a kilogram or liter of the recipe are usual; sago, groat or grit have to soak before they can be used.

The preparation is basically that of a pudding: The fruits are cooked briefly with sugar. The mass should cool down for a moment so that the starch—dissolved in fruit juice or water—can be stirred into it without clumping. A second cooking process of one to two minutes is needed to start the gelatinization; remaining streaks of white starch have to clear up in this process.

Rødgrød or Rote Grütze is served hot or cold as a dessert with milk, a mixture of milk and vanilla sugar, vanilla sauce, (whipped) cream or custard to balance the refreshing taste of the fruit acids. In Denmark, most eat rødgrød ladled into soup plates for an afterschool snack, or as a light dessert (cakes and cookies were only served at teatime, never for dessert) after dinner.

The cream (fløde) pitcher makes its way around the table, everyone adding generous sloshes into their bowls.  It is difficult to resist the bright pink and white.  Sometimes Danes even spooned a bit of whipped cream on top. (You’ve got to love a place where people put both cream and whipped cream on their desserts.)

The Eastern European Kissel known in Poland, parts of Russia, Lithuania and Ukraine is a closely related dish.

Anyone can grow a red currant bush.  The berries can be frozen and saved to make jelly, summer pudding (into  the fall), pies, and, of course, rødgrød med fløde.

In Denmark, many thickened fruit soups are eaten throughout the year: rhubarb, strawberry, cherry. Two of the favorites are: rødgrød med fløde and Mirabelle plum soup.

It is served often in Denmark because it’s such a pretty dish and is so very good.


We also had jordbærgrød (strawberry), rabarbergrød (rhubarb), and mirabellegrød (mirabelle plums).

Bettina in Denmark said...
"I guess most Danish families have their own recipe for "rødgrød med fløde". To me, it should definitely include strawberries, and probably also some rhubarb ;-) And I would save the raspberries for a snack later... And - as many danes are also more consious about skipping some of the fats nowadays, you will probably get your stewed fruit with milk. Lots of us don't even like cream ;-) I know, boring!"


Rødgrød med fløde
Use frozen berries for this version.
Serves 4
300 grams red currants (a generous 2 cups, without stems)
200 grams raspberries (a shy 2 cups)
1-1/2 cups water
75 grams (5 tablespoons) sugar
1 tablespoon cornstarch, dissolved in 3 tablespoons water
Combine the red currants and raspberries in a saucepan with 1-1/2 cups water.  Bring to a boil, and simmer until the berries are tender—about 10 minutes.  Blend the berries with an immersion blender, then put through a sieve.  You will have about 2-1/2 cups liquid. Put the juice back into the saucepan and add the sugar (use more or less to taste).  Bring to a boil, and then stir in the dissolved cornstarch.  Stirring constantly, bring to a boil again, and boil for a full 3 minutes. Remove from the heat, and pour into a serving dish.  Some suggest sprinkling sugar over the surface to keep a skin from forming.  I haven’t had luck with that.  Maybe you will? Let cool to room temperature, then put in the refrigerator to chill.  Serve with cream and/or whipped cream. Notes: It's tempting, and easy, to oversweeten this, as the currants are tart.  Resist the temptation--the currants have an intense taste, and when combined with too much sugar the dish tastes like a bowl of jam.  Pass a bowl of sugar at the table for those who want more. For those with fancy tastes or for use as a ‘company’ dessert, after the rødgrød med fløde is chilled, layer it in parfait glasses with whipped cream.  Add some amaretti crumbs to the layers or caramelized pumpernickel crumbs.

Red Berry Pudding with Cream (Rødgrød med Fløde)
This intensely-flavored berry pudding is topped with a delicious light cream. While it's traditionally made at the end of the summer in Denmark, when raspberries and red currants are at their peak, it's also wonderful with the strawberries and raspberries. 8 servings, generous 1/2 cup each
Active Time: 40 minutes
Total Time: 3-4 hours (including chilling time)
INGREDIENTS
6 cups (about 6 half-pints) fresh or frozen (not thawed) raspberries
5 cups (about 1 1/2 quarts) fresh or frozen (not thawed) strawberries, trimmed
1/2 cup cornstarch
1/2 cup water
3/4 cup granulated sugar
1 pint whipping cream
2 Tablespoons confectioners' sugar
1/4 teaspoon vanilla extract
PREPARATION
Process raspberries and strawberries in batches in a food processor or blender until smooth. Transfer to a food mill or push through a fine sieve into a large measuring cup or bowl. Add enough water to the strained berries to equal 5 cups liquid. Whisk cornstarch and water in a small bowl. Whisk the cornstarch mixture and granulated sugar into the strained berries and transfer to a Dutch oven or large saucepan. Cook over medium heat, whisking constantly (make sure to whisk the bottom well), until the mixture is very hot and beginning to bubble. Cook for 1 minute more, whisking constantly.
Transfer the pudding to a large bowl and let cool for 10 minutes. Press a piece of plastic wrap directly onto the surface and chill in the refrigerator for at least 2 hours (it will continue to thicken as it chills). Whip cream in a small bowl until soft peaks form. Add confectioners’ sugar and vanilla; continue whipping until firm peaks form. Serve the pudding with a dollop of cream on top.
Nutrition Bonus: Vitamin C (120% daily value).

Rødgrød med Fløde
1 1/4 lbs mixed soft fruit (red-currants, raspberries, blackberries, cherries, red plums, chop rhubarb, if using, into 1-inch pieces. You can use a combination of fruits but never use rhubarb alone.)
2 1/2 cups water
8 ounces sugar (caster or superfine)
vanilla essence, to taste
2 ounces potato flour
whipped cream, to serve
slivered almond, to serve
Wash and pick over the fruit, then crush the fruit with a fork. Place fruit in a pan with the water, bring slowly to the boil; remove from heat and leave to cool for 15 minutes. Pass fruit through a fine sieve, return the juice to the pan, add the sugar and vanilla essence, bring to the boil. Measure the liquid and, if necessary, make up to 3 cups with water. Blend the potato flour with the wine, stir into the juice and simmer until thickened; spoon into glasses and sprinkle with caster sugar. Decorate with whipped cream and almonds.


Rødgrød med Fløde"
INGREDIENTS
1 package (10 ounces) frozen raspberries, thawed
1 package (10 ounces) frozen strawberries, thawed
1/4 cup cornstarch
2 tablespoons sugar
1/2 cup cold water
1 tablespoon lemon juice
Slivered almonds (optional, most Danes do not use them)
Fine granulated sugar (optional)
Half-and-half (optional)
PREPARATION
Puree the berries in a food processor (or press through a sieve to remove seeds). Mix cornstarch and water in a saucepan. Gradually stir in the water.  Add the processed fruit. Heat the entire mixture to boiling stirring constantly. Boil and stir for 1 full minute. Remove the pan from the heat.  Add in the lemon juice. At this point, you can pour into individual dessert dishes or 1 serving bowl. 
My tweak - I sprinkle fine granulated sugar over the top of the pudding. That keeps it from getting a skin on the top. Cover and refrigerate at least 2 hours. Sprinkle with the slivered almonds.
In Denmark, some serve with half-and-half. Top with whipped cream.

Rødgrød med flød


Rødgrød med fløde

Antal:4 Pers.
Retten erFrugtgrød

Oprindelsesland: Danmark - Dansk - Danske

Kilde: Ikke anført

Indsendt: 2003-02-12

                                                                                                             
  
Fotograf: Per © Alletiders Kogebog  

Ingredienser:
300 g.rabarberstilke
4 dl.vand
250 g.ribs
200 g.solbær
 
250 g.jordbær
350 g.hindbær
150 g.sukker (reguleres efter smag)
 samt frugtgrødsjævner
 
 
         Skær rabarberstilkene i små stykker og kom dem i gryden med vand, ribs og halvdelen af solbærrene. Lad det småkoge i 6 minutter. Si det. 

Hæld saften tilbage i gryden. Kom de øvrige bær i og giv et opkog, mens der røres om i gryden. Rør jævningen i den varme grød, og hæld den op i serveringsskålen. 

Drys med lidt sukker, så vil der ikke dannes skind på grøden. 

Serveres kold med fløde til.







Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Tropical Oatmeal Cookies


Melanie makes her own version of these and they are very good. I tried this recipe and liked it so I am sharing. I keep forgetting to ask for Melanie's recipe. It is best to double the recipe.

Tropical Oatmeal Cookies
Island flavors--macadamia nuts, coconut

3/4 cup sugar
3/4 cup firmly packed brown sugar
3/4 cup butter, softened
1 teaspoon vanilla
2 eggs
2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 cups rolled oats
1 cup coconut
1 (3.25-oz.) jar macadamia nuts, coarsely chopped (about 2/3 cup)
I cup chocolate chips

Heat oven to 375°F. Spray cookie sheets with nonstick cooking spray. In large bowl, combine sugar, brown sugar and butter; beat until light and fluffy. Add vanilla and eggs; blend well. Add flour and baking soda; mix well. Stir in oats, coconut and nuts.
Drop dough by rounded tablespoonfuls 2 inches apart onto sprayed cookie sheets.
Bake at 375°F. for 7 to 10 minutes or until light golden brown. Cool 1 minute; remove from cookie sheets.
Makes 4 dozen cookies

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

A New Vision

This week has been so crazy. Now I do recognize that I say that about every week, but please allow me to explain. President Arredondo (mission president) came to town this week and we had to run around doing so much stuff. Apart from preparing baptisms and trying to fight with some investigators to go to the church to get their temple dedication tickets, we had to set up a District Priesthood Conference; all of that on top of the work that I am currently doing with the Branch President to help divide the units here. We got a lot done, and there is still so much to do that it astounds me. I know that we can get it all done and I am so excited to go out and start a new phase here in this fantastic place.

We had two meetings with President as a zone, and I had three meetings apart from that. It was really fun to be able to work with him in a different setting. I enjoyed being the only youth in a room with a Mission Presidency, a District Presidency and my Branch President. They kept teasing me because of my age and the kind of work I was getting involved in during my mission. To be honest, I thoroughly enjoy this kind of work: the nitty-gritty, number-punching, time-consuming, stressful work. It is kind of delighting to have to do that instead of walking around in this lovely heat all day long. There's nothing better than enjoying the air conditioning after walking around in the heat all week. The main thing that I have to do now is prepare my recent converts, and any inactive males to receive the Melchizedek Priesthood. The goal is high, but working together as a district anything is possible.

After working with President all week I have received this new excitement to go out and reactivate people and baptize really cool people. We baptized two really neat families this week and we are going to baptize two more this week (we'll see how that one turns out). ;) I am just so excited to help build the Kingdom here in this place. The promise of a Stake is so near at hand...theoretically. This place is progressing so very quickly. I want to be part of the miracles that are going to happen here very soon: the creation of another branch, the picking out of three possible lots for new buildings (two are definite, three is a maybe). President told me, "Well, Elder Bolton, if you want to get out of here you just have to let me know. However, the Lord needs you here to work a little bit longer. Can you handle it? Can you also be my eyes here? So much stuff happens here that I need to know about and nobody lets me know. I need you to be my eyes. Okay?" I was somewhat stunned.

I am excited to be here and to help this place to grow. The important thing is not being able to speak perfectly to the people or being able to be the best or highest baptizing missionary, it's using talents to their maximum and being a strong tool in the hands of the Master. I am love this work and know that the Lord is guiding this Church today. He guides even the weakest of missionaries to receive inspiration on how to progress His miraculous work: the Apostolic and Angelic ministry. I am truly blessed to be part of this. Now, I am also kind of nervous because a lot of responsibility is falling on my shoulders, yet I know that I can handle this and that I make the necessary changes in myself and this place in order to please my Heavenly Father. 

I love you all. Work hard. Love harder. Read your scriptures. Pray frequently. GO TO THE TEMPLE! Be successful. Be miraculous.
P.S. No body aches or anything this week. Just suffering from this weird heat rash that I get combined with the well water rash. Fun stuff. Hahahaha.

Love,
Elder Bolton

Neighbor Kids


One day, when I was a pre-schooler, my next-door neighbor friend, Frank Ruzzuto, who was near my age, was playing with the rest of the neighborhood gang and my boy cousins.
The cousins would, most likely have just been Garth and David. Cousin David was just a baby and Richard was not born until I was 11.
At any rate, Frank decided that he would pretend to be the father and would go to the store in the family car. The car was sitting in front of his house and, of course, was unlocked. (I don’t think people locked anything back then. At least, none of the people I knew did.)
I climbed into the front seat on the passenger side. I was always the gullible one. 
Frankie, whether on purpose or by accident, did something to the shifting column that allowed the car to move forward. 
We lived on the south side of Carbon Avenue in Price, Utah, at the time. The roadway sloped towards the end of town. Of course, we started rolling, gaining momentum as we went. 
I don’t know, to this day, whether Cousin Garth, a couple of years younger than I, just screamed or whether he actually ran to get Aunt Renee. Perhaps it was neither and the noise of the other neighborhood kids alerted her or, perhaps, knowing how children behave, she just looked out the window to check on us, 
Whatever caused her to know about the danger, she responded. She came running alongside the car, jerked the door open, slammed on the brake and slid behind the wheel of the car in what seemed one fluid motion.
Thankfully, the car stopped. She then moved it back to the side of the street and got the two of us out. 
Mrs. Ruzzuto claimed Frank and I was taken into my own house. I was scolded, told never to get in a car without an adult inside ever again and had to sit in the corner for what seemed like forever. 
Needless to say, I didn’t ever quite trust Frank again. I did, however, trust his sister, Mary, and his little brother. 
Still, with all that, Frank and Mary managed to cause trouble for all of us once again. 
We used to love to eat Jell-O powder. We would get a package from one of our parents and would open it and pour a bit into one hand. Then we would lick it off and repeat the process until the Jell-O was gone. It was easy to share a package. You just poured some into your friend’s hand and they licked it away.
One day, when we were all outside playing together, Mary and Frank came outside with orange-flavored Jell-O. It was a bit lighter in color than the usual orange we were used to but not enough to really attract special attention.
After we consumed the Jell-O, we all found out that what we had really eaten was permanent wave powder.
My goodness! We all had excited adults at that point. 
It seems that Frank and Mary climbed up into the cupboard and got what they thought was Jell-O. The lesson: always let an adult get the treat down. Don’t be sneaky.
Dr. John Frank Colombo, the family doctor of most of us, was called and each of us had to drink lots of milk. That was usually fine, we all liked milk, but in this case it was punishment and all of us were unhappy and unwilling. It must have worked, however, because we all lived.

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