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Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Question for Christmas

Myrna wrote: Who wants money and who wants gifts for Chistmas? Love, M

Melanie wrote: BOTH, if you are asking!!! ;-)


Eric wrote: Mom
 Mom, you should know better than to ask that of me. Thanks fore the option.
E

Myrna wrote: Now, why should I know better? I keep forgetting the lessons I should have (but failed) to learn. Love, M


Eric wrote: cAre my teen years a blur, always money. Not a lot, just enough to get something really cool from the Dollar store, hint hint.

E.


Myrna wrote: OK, all you smarty-pants. Following is the real question: Which of you, children and adult members of our family by birth or marriage, would prefer cash or which of you would prefer a present from the wonderful, good, kind and loving people known as Leonard and Myrna Trauntvein, for a Christmas gift from us?

Each family member must decide on one or the other (cash or a present) as a gift from us.


Siovhan wrote: Either is fine with me. I'm always good for cash and, if easier, a present works just as well.


Kirsten wrote: Whichever is easiest.  My kids, literally, like both--opening the gift and the excitement of taking moolah to the store and picking out whatever they want....

kirsten





A Winter Wonderland

Helen wrote: Dearest folks: we have a beautiful winter wonderland- from late morning to evening--the trees are sparkling with heavy snow and everything is beautiful. Myrna, will you please e-mail me back with the addresses for Julie, David and Siohvan, am doing christmas cards. Thank you. I will be calling you folks on Wednesday evening to verify our outting to the Conference Center on Thursday evening. Am really hopeful we will get in. Be careful in all you do. Love to you- Just Me HT.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Hey, Eric, are you upset?


Myrna wrote: I heard about the early morning call from all but you. 

Eric wrote: No one called me. I'm not sick, it is the time to sell dead animals to people who do not know how to cook. I'm  tired of telling them how to cook. Egads man google it! Now they can argue amongst themselves as to why it did not look like the turkey hack they saw on you-tube, it's the one after opening a car door with a tennis ball with a hole drilled in it, and before the car battery hack with four thousand  AAA batteries inside. They look at each other with so much anger over a ruined Holiday that the blood is going to shoot out of there eyes at any moment now. Veins bulging out of their foreheads why didn't we just ask the butcher? They wouldn't have followed my directions anyway, how come, because they don't write them down! Duh! So from me all they get is a poke in the eye with a sharp stick. Besides, I touched their raw meat with my Bare fingers! Na Na Na Na Na Na! I then wipe it on my smock, as I go to shake their hand, to tell them how to cook meat. but alas it is to no avail, they have learned nothing. History is doomed to repeat it's self every Holiday season. Just so everybody knows, a fresh uncooked ham is just a raw pig leg, so in other words it is not a ham at all, just a pig leg without the cure, not the band, but a salt or sugar and sometimes both brine then a good smoking, which is what I think they, the members, have all been doing any way. I have a great sign from my gunsmiths door, "Due to the lack of planning on your part does not necessitate an emergence on my part". One more thing, hen turkeys do not have bigger breast meat than toms, once they are all gutted out and plucked the only way they can tell the difference is the weight, hens are up to fifteen lbs., toms go up from there. Yes, hen turkeys have smaller bones than toms, just like Humming birds have smaller bones than a Condor, size proportionate.
love all of you.
E.

Myrna wrote: Is there a You-Tube (such as http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ljY0mXuaRE) you are referring us to? Turkey Frier 


Melanie wrote: Yes, I learned from my mother, so I don't ask our meat cutter. He seems so frustrated whenever I see him talking to the older people where I shop. I often chuckle to myself imagining it to be Eric. However, when I did ask them to cut a chicken up into a "fryer" because our store no longer sells "fryer" cut chickens, I was disappointed in the fact that all they did was flay the chicken. I could have done that without the extra dollar it cost for the cut. I now cut my own chickens. 

Love you Eric!

Mel


AnnMarie wrote: Ok, so I am just now getting to my emails on the home computer.  This is the funniest thing I have read all day.  I now have a new phrase for people who ask me asinine questions. (And it happens to me all the time, for example, "Does this mean I'm going to jail?" as they are being handcuffed and led out of the courtroom.).  I will simply reply, "Egads, man, Google it!"
Love,
Ams (A fellow bare-hands raw-meat toucher who never asks a butcher how to cook meat because of a fear of sharp sticks and poked eyeballs.)


Myrna wrote: By-the-way, Eric, yes, they did call you. You didn't answer. See messages. We then thought that AnnMarie would certainly have gotten your one call. Love, M






A Winter Wonderland

Helen wrote: Dearest folks: we have a beautiful winter wonderland- from late morning to evening--the trees are sparkling with heavy snow and everything is beautiful. Myrna, will you please e-mail me back with the addresses for Julie, David and Siohvan, am doing christmas cards. Thank you. I will be calling you folks on Wednesday evening to verify our outting to the Conference Center on Thursday evening. Am really hopeful we will get in. Be careful in all you do. Love to you- Just Me HT.

Myrna wrote: Here are the addresses.


Jim and Julie Jones
11705 East 21000 North
Mt. Pleasant, UT, 84647

David and Arbree Trauntvein
29 Wild Goose Lane
Gunnison, CO, 81230

Siovhan Bolton
4175 Wagner St., #406
Eugene, OR, 97402


Helen wrote: Myrna, thank you much for the addresses. Tim called this a.m. we had a good visit-I always love talking with him and am so grateful the brother he has always been to me and the son to Mom and Dad, and the eternal companion of you, dear Sister, and father and grandfather etc, etc, etc. from Anna and the King of Siam- See you Thursday evening. Pray we will be able to attend the performance. Love you dear Sister. Helen



Caydin


Shawn wrote: Thanks for the pics, he looks great and a lot like his daddy.

Todd wrote: I think he has Trauntvein eyes via the Pitts side of things.

Myrna wrote: He is a cutie isn't he? I am happy that he is doing so well after his shaky start. Well, aren't we all?

Kirsten wrote: He actually looks like he could take on Jake no problem.  I think my boys are going to have "short-man" complexes... hmmmm

Myrna wrote: Now, if Grandpa Pitts were still here with us, he would agree with Todd. He always said: "They all have my eyes."

Kimberly wrote: What a good looking boy. We are so happy for you both David and Arbree.

Sunday, December 7, 2008

Kirsten Talks About LHT's Heart Attack


From: Kirsten

I remember that it was my freshman year at BYU, and it was early spring.  Julie called, I think while they were transporting dad with mom to Provo, because I remember getting ready and showing up at the hospital.  The only other thing I remember is waiting in the "waiting" room, and when we went back to visit dad, he still seemed a little out of it and still in pain.  I remember the sandbag on his leg and him wanting IT (the sandbag) off.  I remember him complaining about his chest itching, too, mom.  I also remember that he did not want us to tell Grandma Trauntvein because he didn't want her to worry.  I think Todd picked Melanie up from the airport, right?  and she came straight to the hospital (then again, I'm also the one who remembers doing the Boston Tea Party Ship and walking to the Philadelphia Mint from the ship... explain that one).  I also remember when dad got to come home and Melanie was still here she tried to help dad get used to his "new" low-fat diet (he didn't like the idea and we were all trying to make it more appealing).  I think the "favorite" was the bagel pizza with the fake, fat-free, waxy cheese (boy, those cheeses have come a long way since then!!!).  We all know how much dad loves cheese and how that was a very HARD thing to give up...  I also remember him being set on getting back out there and getting ready to hike Nebo.  He rode his bike to school every morning, took fast, long walks.... etc.  You can't keep a good dog (er... man)  down (bow wow wow wow)--name the movie...

From Myrna:

Thanks, Kirsten. This is helping me. You, David, Eric, Julie, Shawn have all helped restore some of my memories. (By the way, there is no explaining why kids remember things differently, such as the Boston/Philadelphia connection. I wonder about some of the things I remember from my childhood. There were several California visits that made it seem like relatives, such as Uncle Frank, lived just down the street from Aunt Jessie when, in reality, they were a LONG drive apart. No wonder Aunt Menetta used to yell at the "California drivers." After all, she was from Utah.)

Friday, December 5, 2008

David Tells About Dad's Heart Attack

From: David

When dad had his heart attack we were carrying logs up the hill in a contest against other troops. Dad being dad, he was bound and determined we were going to win. So after we hussled up the hill and finished dad said he wasn't feeling well.
 
He went over to the van to lay down. I knew something wasn't right so I went to check on him. He was laying underneath the van in the shade, which strook me as odd. His behavior was a little strange and I told him we needed to leave. He was a little hesitant at first, but then he suddenly decided that something was seriously wrong. I ran and got the other scouts as fast as I could and we piled in the van and dad drove to the hospital.
 
I kept asking if he was alright because I could tell he was in pain and his left arm was numb. The other scouts were confused because neither of us told them what was happening. We stopped at the hospital and dad ran inside. I then drove the other scouts home, being the excellent driver at the age of 14, and went to find mom and julie.
 
After that I draw a blank. I think julie and I drove to UVRMC and mom went with dad. I am also trying to remember who took me to buy a new cassette tape for my walkman.

Happy Birthday Hailey!

I am hoping that Todd or Amy will post a birthday photo of our little princess on this site. At any rate, here is wishing our little granddaughter a happy, happy day.

Here is one for you Myrna. Enjoy everyone! For a little more info and pics, head to our blog.

Gordon Smith's Poem--Handprints Upon My Heart


Gordon wrote: Hi Myrna,

I have decided to let you read one of my poems.  I'm worried about doing it, but here it is.

During conference President Monson talked about fingerprints on polished surfaces.  He said that someday we would miss those fingerprints.

I couldn't stop thinking about that message in his talk, and what it meant.  Therefore, I wrote the following poem.  I sent him a copy.  I told him he had inspired me to write it with his talk.  He sent a message back saying he was touched by it.

I hope it is something you will enjoy.

I hope you can open the attachment.

Love,

Gordon

 Myrna wrote: I would have loved to have read the poem. I cannot open wps files. I tried but I am not able to load an application that will let me do it. I have a Mac and none of the supports was friendly. I can usually open doc. files and can always open pdf files.

I have no idea why you would be worried about me reading one of your poems. I am not a critic and, besides that, I think you have a great educational background. That would help you be articulate. On the other hand, I am a newspaper hack (journalist is the polite term). The reason that I send some of the English grammar items out is that my children are the kind who do correct one another. I send out those items because they put an end to some particular controversy blowing around in my family. They love each other but, at times, cannot wait to pounce on one another. You should try playing a board game at this house. I have a competitive family. I am not certain why. Perhaps you have some idea? Don't tell me it is in my genes.

Love, M

Gordon wrote: Hi Myrna,

I highlighted the poem and transferred it here.  I have the poem single spaced with double spaces

between each four lines.  I also have it in two columns on one page.  However,  when I transferred it,

it double spaced it all into one long column.  Oh well, you can still read it.  Sorry!  I didn't know what

else to do.  I could have just typed it in the email.  However, I don't know how to set up two columns

in the email format.

Love,

Gordon



Handprints Upon My Heart

I had finished cleaning the house,

and had sat down to relax.

When he came bounding through the door,

leaving ugly muddy tracks.

He was not just any boy,

he was mine, of my flesh and blood.

But there across my bright clean floor,

he had left a trail of mud.

I screamed so loud he stopped right still,

then he turned to look at me.

Looking as I pointed at the floor,

“I’ll clean that up” said he.

Then off he ran to get some toy,

so a friend and he could play.

When he got back, he found a bucket,

which was blocking his way.

Looking sad, he picked up the rag

from the bucket I had there.

Squeezing soapy water from the rag,

he gave a pleading stare.

“You made this mess. You will clean it up.”

was my angry reply.

On his knees, as he spread the mud,

he said, “Mother I will try.”

While I watched him try his best,

slowly anger melted away.

Then I took the rag, told him thanks,

and said, “Now you run and play.”

I found I had what all mothers have,

it’s called a mother’s curse.

Let him help you, then do it yourself ,

before he makes it worse.

I cleaned up the mud around me,

I stood up to look for more.

I found no mud until looking up,

found handprints on the door.

The prints made by his muddy hands

were as plain as they could be.

I was angry again, then I thought,

at least he’s here to see.

I wiped off the mud, then looked out

the window to watch him play.

Thinking to myself, how wonderful,

that he’s with me today.

There were many more times when I found

handprints upon my door.

That still disturbed me, but anger soon left,

as it had before.

For, without children and their handprints,

a house is not a home.

Too soon those handprints, and their maker,

had left me all alone.

I now stare out of the window, and look

where he used to play.

And wish for some handprints to clean up

upon the door that day.

I’m thankful he’s not far away,

and often comes to see me.

He, and his own sweet wife,

are starting their own family tree.

And soon I will have grandchildren,

who will come to do their part,

Making handprints upon my door,

and handprints upon my heart.



--Gordon F. Smith--

November 4, 2008

To my wife, who is my sweetheart, for putting up with me, all of our sons and daughters, and a lifetime of taking care of our needs. In return, she gave us love.
     

Just a Poem Written by Gordon Smith


From: Gordon Smith
Date: Fri, 5 Dec 2008 13:25:23 -0700

Hi Myrna,
I highlighted the poem and transferred it here.  I have the poem single spaced with double spaces between each four lines.  I also have it in two columns on one page.  However,  when I transferred it, it double spaced it all into one long column.  Oh well, you can still read it.  Sorry!  I didn't know what else to do.  I could have just typed it in the email.  However, I don't know how to set up two columns in the email format.
Love,
Gordon

Handprints Upon My Heart 
I had finished cleaning the house,
and had sat down to relax.
When he came bounding through the door,
leaving ugly muddy tracks.
He was not just any boy, 
he was mine, of my flesh and blood.
But there across my bright clean floor,
he had left a trail of mud.
I screamed so loud he stopped right still,
then he turned to look at me.
Looking as I pointed at the floor,
“I’ll clean that up” said he.
Then off he ran to get some toy,
so a friend and he could play.
When he got back, he found a bucket, 
which was blocking his way.
Looking sad, he picked up the rag 
from the bucket I had there.
Squeezing soapy water from the rag,
he gave a pleading stare.
“You made this mess. You will clean it up.”
was my angry reply.
On his knees, as he spread the mud,
he said, “Mother I will try.”
While I watched him try his best,
slowly anger melted away.
Then I took the rag, told him thanks,
and said, “Now you run and play.”
I found I had what all mothers have,
it’s called a mother’s curse.
Let him help you, then do it yourself ,
before he makes it worse.
I cleaned up the mud around me,
I stood up to look for more.
I found no mud until looking up,
found handprints on the door.
The prints made by his muddy hands
were as plain as they could be.
I was angry again, then I thought,
at least he’s here to see.
I wiped off the mud, then looked out
the window to watch him play.
Thinking to myself, how wonderful,
that he’s with me today.
There were many more times when I found
handprints upon my door.
That still disturbed me, but anger soon left, 
as it had before.
For, without children and their handprints, 
a house is not a home.
Too soon those handprints, and their maker,
had left me all alone.
I now stare out of the window, and look 
where he used to play.
And wish for some handprints to clean up
upon the door that day.
I’m thankful he’s not far away,
and often comes to see me.
He, and his own sweet wife, 
are starting their own family tree.
And soon I will have grandchildren,
who will come to do their part,
Making handprints upon my door,
and handprints upon my heart.

--Gordon F. Smith--
November 4, 2008
To my wife, who is my sweetheart, for putting up with me, all of our sons and daughters, and a lifetime of taking care of our needs. In return, she gave us love.

From Myrna:
How beautiful! You have a gift. You really should share that gift more. I still have tears in my eyes. Thanks, Myrna

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